BEAT LA

This weekend they are coming:


This Saturday I will be going to Petco Park for the BEAT LA T-shirt give away. I am excited about this because it will be a chance to be around these people (see above) with the upper hand. We have a better record and it is awesome.

My seat is in right field. Andre Ethier is flirting with the triple crown. I am turning 30. Have I looked up Andre the Giant's Wikipedia? Of course. Have I even looked up the solvent Ether? It is my job.

Help me out. I need material.