I don't ask for much from you. In fact, I spend a large amount of my time denying your existence. But if you could do this atheist one little favor I promise I won't deny your existence so vehemently. Is there any way you could put the Padres in the playoffs for me? I'd just really appreciate it so much.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Friday, September 24, 2010
Learning Who I Am
Tonight is a big night for me. This weekend is a big weekend for me. I have grown up a fan of two NL teams and while that has been laughed at and even mocked by many, there is really nothing I can do about it.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Dallas' Running Diary Padres V. Dodgers 9/22
I’m starting a little late on this diary because I just enjoyed some slices from Bronx Pizza. PEPPERONI WHITESTONE! Anyway, I started this diary just in time to hear the words, “Oscar Salazar steps up to the plate.” Hooray.
TOP OF THE 2ND INNING:
- Salazar flies out. Whaaaaaa????
- Yorvit flies out.
- Ted Lilly is still pitching. Remember when he was on the Expos? A’s? Yankees? Cubs? Blue Jays? I do.
John Weisbarth is doing a Sonic Burgers commercial. How did this happen? I didn’t know he was even that famous with the channel 4 crowd to be doing ads. I mean HONESTLY WHO IS GOING TO GO TO SONIC NOW BECAUSE OF JOHN WEISBARTH?! I am.
BOTTOM OF THE 2ND INNING:
- We’re having cable issues in the house.
- So far I’ve heard that The Cunster made an awesome catch. Cool. Cable back out.
- Phone call being made.
- Seriously if you don’t listen to the podcast you should. We spent about 20 minutes railing on how shitty COX Cable is. They are.
- Cable is back on. The Dodgers scored. I don’t know how.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 0 COX CABLE - 1
TOP OF THE 3RD INNING:
- Headley hits a single.
- Stauffer bunts him over.
- The Cunster up to bat and he stares at strike three.
- The Bobblehead Davey Eck hits a broken bat grounder to Furcal who short hops Loney which makes Eck safe, Headley running heads up scores the tying run while Loney then overthrows to A.J. Ellis at home moving Eck to 2nd. Them’s the Padres I love!
- Oh son-of-a 90’s all-star! Tejada just hit a towering 2-run shot to left field!
- Referencing the losses of the Braves and Giants, Dick Enberg just said the players can see the scoreboard and they know what’s at stake. It sounded like he was assuming the players can’t read. I think Enberg half believes this.
- A-Gonz pops out.
BOTTOM OF THE 3RD INNING:
- Stauffer is looking pretty solid for Stauffer. He’s looked good all year. Most people think he’s new. He’s not. He’s older than you think and honestly someone that should be washed up in a cellar bullpen by now. He is lucky the Padres like to give players 4 chances!
- Minus a single no harm done.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 3 DOYERS - 1
TOP OF THE 4TH INNING:
- Ludwick looks good sometimes and then not other times. I know that’s not insightful. I’m sorry. There is no other way to explain it.
- Salazar smacks a single to Furcal who misplays it. Lucky. 4th chances…
- Yorvit drives a double off the wall. Salazar holds at 3rd.
- Headley walks the bases loaded.
- Stauffer up and strikes out.
- The Cunster strikes out with the bases-loaded. That is not like him. Air. Sails. Out.
BOTTOM OF THE 4TH INNING:
- The Cunster makes up for his strikeout by making a full layout forward dive to rob Loney of a base hit! Hang a star?
- Jay Gibbons? He’s still in the league? Is Jeff Conine still playing?
- Stauffer (or The Right Stauff as I’ve decided he should be called till he starts to suck.) strikes out Casey Blake so badly he immediately retires and goes back to his home town in Iowa to be the manager of the Clinton LumberKings!
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 3 DODGERS - 1
TOP OF THE 5TH INNING:
- The Bobblehead pops out to the catcher.
- Tejada lines a grounder to Furcal who again can’t handle it and Tejada is safe. 3 for 3 baby! Three Men and a Baby?
- Hi. My name is Ryan Ludwick. I run hard? Oh, no you’re right I hardly run.
Corona’s new commercial has the tagline “Find Your Beach”, but I’ve never been somewhere without a beach when I saw someone drinking a Corona.
BOTTOM OF THE 5TH INNING:
- The Right Stauff cruises and Eck makes a huge play.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 3 DOYERS - 0
The Kept Faith podcast master, Travis Russell, is in attendance at Dodger Stadium tonight. It’s his first time there. I don’t know how he feels about it but I think that stadium is the worst in California. Yeah, it’s old and has history but the fans will kill you and every section is separated. Add the traffic and I’d rather watch a little league game in Fresno.
TOP OF THE 6TH INNING:
- Salazar flies out. Uhhh….
- Yorvit strikes out.
- Headley strikes out.
Oh, did you know that COX has cable service? Thank you for the info COX commercial.
BOTTOM OF THE 6TH INNING:
- Apparently Tommy Lasorda calls Dodger Stadium “Blue Heaven on Earth”. Dick Enberg just said Lasorda “pitched a couple of innings in the major leagues.” I love Enberg.
- The Right Stauff strikes out early Triple Crown contender Andre Ethier. By early I mean spring training.
- Kemp swings at strike three. I felt it in the living room! HD changes everything.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 3 JOE TORRES - 1
TOP OF THE 7TH INNING:
- Enberg: “Oh, the dreaded wave has hit Dodger Stadium.” Mark Grant: “With the amount of fans here tonight it looks more like an undertow.” Ha!
- Scott Hairston is out. Strange.
- The Cunster pops out.
Hey did you know that Mark Grant and Mark Neely often run into each other at San Diego County Credit Union? I believe it.
BOTTOM OF THE 7TH INNING:
- I’m watching the game tonight at the Nick McCann Manor and were getting in a heated debate about the current Vincent Jackson situation. Nick is pissed about Jackson getting drunk and getting a DUI a day before a playoff game last season.
- I think Jackson made Philip Rivers. Nick thinks the opposite. We both agree Antonio Gates made them both.
- Really it’s Marcus McNeill we need back. Nick won’t stop talking about Jackson being a drunk. It’s funny. Alcoholism is funny.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 3 DODGERS - 1
TOP OF THE 8TH INNING:
- Listen, lets settle this debate by saying the most valuable Charger in the last decade is Darren Bennett.
- Ludwick gets on base! By getting hit by a pitch.
- T Gwynn JR grounds out.
Why do schools for graphic design have the worst commercial graphics?
I got distracted by a bunch of things - like Josh Beckett’s career and the state of my fantasy teams. I’m doing well this season though, thanks for asking.
TOP OF THE 9TH INNING:
- Yorvit opens up the inning with a bloop single.
- Mark Grant just said of Matt Stairs, “that guy loves to swing that bat!” and I’ll add, “Mark Grant likes to bankrupt buffets!”
- Headley up. Out.
- Yorvit lazily steals second and gets thrown out. Well, that’s one way to do it.
- Stairs lines out.
BOTTOM OF THE 9TH INNING:
- Heath Bell in for the Padres.
- Loney flies out.
- Kemp gets a little chin music. I’d love a Kemp and Bell fight. It would be the weirdest looking fight of all time.
- He walks Kemp with 4 high and inside pitches.
- Heath Bell strikes out Jay Gibbons? Is Kevin Elster still playing?
- Heath Bell makes Casey Blake look like my brother Casey and the PADRES ARE BACK IN FIRST PLACE!!!!
END OF GAME: PADS - 3 DOYERS - 1
I’m not sure what happened in LA. They seemed to have it all put together for a big run this year. Torre, ManRam, Kemp and Loney. It seemed like pure blue gold. Then like with all wealthy couples the McCourts had to ruin it. I’m trying to figure out how I can send a Thank You card to the happy couple, but so far all mine have been sent back. Things are looking up Padres fans! Let’s keep this momentum going and take the NL West. Who needs the wild card?
We might.
Monday, September 20, 2010
Am I alone...
Or does this feel better?
I've stopped waiting for the other shoe to drop, because the other shoe did drop. As much as we talked about it, that team never did feel "right" in first place. Fighting for our lives and the sinking feeling in my stomach feels more natural. It feels the way it's supposed to feel.
Thursday, September 16, 2010
The Kept Faith Podcast Episode 12
New Episode: Taking 2 from the Rockies, was the move downtown a good move? We also talk about the new podcast we are working on "Electric Soup" The Kept Faith Podcast -http://bit.ly/a5uT2P
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Whiplash
10-game losing streak... Sweep of the Dodgers... Losing 3 of 4 to the Giants... One game away from sweeping what was baseball's hottest team.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
The Kept Faith Podcast Episode 11
New Episode: Surviving the losing streak, Why Cox SUCKS & Steve Garvey joins us (kinda) The Kept Faith Podcast - http://bit.ly/a5uT2P
There's Nothing Quite Like...
There's nothing quite like sweeping the Dodgers to break out of a ten game losing streak.
Cliff Floyd knows.
Monday, September 6, 2010
Happy Labor Day... now go to a game.
September 6th, 2010.
Friday, September 3, 2010
If it's Yellow let it Mellow
Dallas has already told you about our trip to San Francisco a couple weeks ago to watch the Padres play in enemy territory. I’ve never visited an enemy stadium when anything to care about was on the line and it felt fantastic. But that’s not what I’m here to talk about.
In the post-win afterglow of our victory over the hated Giants I decided it would be a good idea to get a picture of our posse of Padres fans who had made the trip. Looking at that picture the next day it struck me that every single one of us except one is wearing a throwback version of the brown and yellow Padres colors. The lone exception is Dallas and he’s wearing an orange SD beanie (because he thinks he’s different). I also noticed that of the few Padres fans that were also at AT&T park that day, most were wearing yellow and brown. This got me wondering about why the Padres management is running from this logo.
Over the last decade the Chargers have worn their baby blues two or three times a year. And the same thing was happening. More fans were wearing the beautiful throwback uniform than were wearing the modern ones. Finally the Chargers stood up and made a compromise. They took some of the design elements from the baby blue uniforms (white piping on the shoulder, white helmets) and incorporated those into the every day uniform of the Chargers. It worked. The new uniforms look great and they’ve been embraced by the Chargers fans who now wear those AND the baby blues.
So my question for the Padres is why not find a compromise between the brown and yellow of the 1970’s and now? Even looking at the simple hat from 78, the panel with a different color on the front is a unique design that’s fallen almost completely out of use in Major League Baseball for apparently no reason at all. The Blue Jays have a throwback hat that incorporates it and it is also one of the best looking caps in MLB (but they insist on wearing that crazy “robot” T hat).
It helps any team’s brand to have a popular look. Some teams are able to make their look popular through winning and championships but, this year excluded, the Padres are never really going to brand themselves as perpetual winners, so why not run towards the logo that has actually created interest on it’s own merits. Rappers have embraced both San Diego franchises “throwback” looks. Every Padres fan younger than 35 I know would rather wear the brown and yellow than the “sand and blue.” So why won’t ownership embrace that idea? Instead we’re subjected to camouflage every Sunday and “sand and sand” on the road. It seems like a no brainer to try to modernize what’s great about the old school brown and yellow uniforms. Hopefully new ownership will see the value of reevaluating their dismissal of the brown and yellow. After all, it is a color scheme that despite not seeing the field (except on special occasions) remains immensely popular amongst fans. And let’s be honest, new uniforms would help distract us from this godawful losing streak. So here’s to the new look Padres of 2011 (may they be wearing the new uniforms in defense of a world championship).