Monday, August 30, 2010
Drinking the Kool-Aid
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Welcome to the Bandwagon?
On Friday morning, myself and two other Kept Faith contributors (Travis and Joe) started the long trip north to witness the Padres V. Giants battle for first place. It was all part of a big surprise party for another TKF writer and (unfortunately) Giants fan, Sean O’Donnell. We had a suite. We had beer and we had a prediction to destroy.
In case you missed it earlier in the week, Jonathan Sanchez predicted the Giants would sweep the Padres and overtake first place. Most Padres fans thought this was hilarious, but secretly we were all frightened that this would come true. The chance of Bruce Bochy inflicting pain on his old team for selling him short through most of the 2000’s. Can’t blame him. Who wants to manage Ryan Klesko and Desi Relaford? I would maybe be the only one interested in that job. Maybe. Anyway, the Padres had just swept the Pirates, the Giants were on fire and this was truly the most important series of our surprisingly amazing season.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Karsten Whitson and his broskis.
After seeing Hoyer and co. pay over slot for a handful of draft picks, it was clear they were aggressive in going after their guys and not playing cheap. But, in the end, Hoyer said they were too far apart for first-round pick Karsten Whitson.
Thursday, August 12, 2010
Dallas' Running Diary Padres V. Pirates 8/11
I was pretty excited about getting to write a running diary again since it’s been so long since my last one. Mostly my fault, but really it was America’s. Anyway, I had to be late to the game due to some slide consultations I’m doing for a new small independent company called Sea World. I’m joined per usual by Josh Elwell and this time Mr. Luke Marinkovich. I wish anything Luke said made it into the diary but it didn’t. WARNING: Due to my growing affection for this lineup, the following diary is full of nicknames - try to keep up.
TOP OF THE 4TH INNING:
- A nice 1-2-3 to start off my first inning in the park.
Uh…Jeff Krapf is not in the building. The stadium P.A. Announcer is handling his duties and the Jack in the Box game. Not gonna lie…kinda bummed. Where is he? I want to know? Did he get fired cause he dropped a deuce?
BOTTOM OF THE 4TH:
- A-Gonz slaps a hit away from the shift forcing the pitcher to handle it, which he then misfires to first base, A-Gonz running as hard as he can bumbles in to second. Maybe the worst play I’ve seen both teams execute at the same time in a long time.
- By the way, A-Gonz shaved. No Krapf, baby face Adrian. It must have been an interesting road trip.
- A-Gonz scores on a wild pitch! Is Rick Ankiel on the mound?
- I just gave Will Venable a new nickname before he just struck out: “Winable”. After the strike out: “Whiffable”.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 1 PIRATES - 0
TOP OF THE 5TH INNING:
- El Dorkia up to bat. Pops out.
- JHJR singles.
- MTJR singles.
- I hate the “Everybody Get Up” song!
- A-Gonz singles home JHJR! That’s how that’s supposed to work dammit!
- Ludwick doubles home Miggy! That’s how that’s supposed to work dammit!
- Sean Gallagher (Ex-Friar) in to pitch and tosses a warm-up in the dirt. I like it.
- Headley (Lamar) walks.
- Yorvit (“Y-To”?) takes a bases-loaded walk.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 4 PIRATES - 0
TOP OF THE 6TH INNING:
- So a lesbian couple just sat down in front of me. It seems like lesbianism is becoming a lot more social and open. But it kind of sucks because 90% of them are not attractive. It’s like when you were 15 and you snuck into the nude beach and it was just a bunch of old guys.
BOTTOM OF THE 6TH:
- Chan Ho Park on the mound for the Pirates. Ha!
- El Dorkia hits a double off the wall.
- KC bunts him to 3rd.
- JHJR hits a two-run BOMB!
- Miggy singles. Chan Ho…
- A-Gonz doubles home Miggy! Chan Ho…
- Ludwick strikes out and Headley pops out. Chan Ho.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 7 PIRATES - 0
TOP OF THE 7TH INNING:
- Cabrera announced at a replacement at 2nd. Three people clap.
- It makes me happy that I get to see Andrew McCutchen play his last season with the Pirates.
- Jose Tabata singles. I wish his last name was Tapitio.
- So apparently the Padres bullpen (The Penitentiary as Heath Bell calls them.) started the wave that is currently happening in the stadium. While I appreciate their enthusiasm I also hate the wave. Josh and I are not participating. Josh says its cause he’s 25.
- KC walks in a bases-loaded run. He is now making the slow walk to the dugout. Friere (or whatever) in to pitch. His ERA is 0.93. Just thought I’d write that.
- A Pirate doubles home two other Pirates. Shit.
- That was a bummer.
BOTTOM OF THE 7TH:
- “Winable” smacks a ground rule double.
- The 20-something girl behind me just said the word “fucking” while on a phone call 25 times in 3 minutes. She also said “she’s not a Padres fan, she’s a Red Sox fan.” When asked why she said, “I don’t know.” Sometimes I hate San Diego.
- Dorkia walks.
- Scoot Hairston in to pinch hit.
- Double Steal.
- Scoot and JHJR strike out. Shit.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 7 PIRATES - 4
TOP OF THE 8TH INNING:
- The refreshed Mike Adams in to pitch.
- Strikeout.
- Headley makes a play worthy of the Gods!
- Headley makes another inning saving play worthy of THE GODS!
BOTTOM OF THE 8TH:
- Evan Meek on the mound.
- Miggy walks to start off the inning.
- A-Gonz singles.
- I lost track of the game because Evan Meek pitches slower than I run the mile.
- Yorvit hits into a double play. I’d be upset except for the fact that Evan Meek made everyone want to leave the country.
END OF THE INNING: PADS - 8 PIRATES - 5
TOP OF THE 9TH INNING:
- Heath Bell makes the long run to the mound. Download this week’s podcast to hear my thoughts on his entrance routine. It’s forced, it’s manufactured and it’s almost getting old.
- Anyway, he actually stays out of trouble and goes 1-2-3 and the PADRES WIN! CUE MACY GRAY!
END OF GAME: PADRES - 8 PIRATES - 5
What a win and as of today we swept those Pirates! Willie Stargell is rolling over in his grave as I type this. Seriously what has happened to the Pirates? One of the more historic franchises in Baseball history just reduced to nothing. They might move! Where? LA? The Los Angeles Pirates? They could build a stadium in Silverlake and drive out the hipsters. It just makes me sad and it’s got to crush the city of Pittsburgh. They have a rich sports tradition and it’s getting drugged one bad move after another. Yes that was a Ben Roethlisbeger joke.
FIRST PLACE!!
GO PADRES!!!
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
The Kept Faith Podcast Episode 008!
The brand spanking new Kept Faith Podcast is up and available to download here!
Friday, August 6, 2010
The Ludwick Era and Podcast 007
It's been silent on this blog since the trade deadline brought San Diego a new right fielder and cleanup hitter in Ryan Ludwick. The only language I've known for the Padres since I became a fan is cynicism. And this season is slowly chipping that away. I need time to adjust. Maybe I should be adjusting through writing. Whatever, here's another podcast.